That's Life!!!!!!

  1. 1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

    2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
    it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
    run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

    4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

    6. A penny saved is a government oversight.



    7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

    9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    10. He who hesitates is probably right.

    11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

    12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
    he's really in trouble.

    14. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"



    Such is LIFE!~~deb
    :chuckle
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    GOOD ONES, Deb !!!

    I laughed out loud at # 5.
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Yes #5 DOES hit home in some ways, huh????? I liked this one, too. I have to keep my humor!
  5. by   Danamegg
    I luv no 4 - should send it to my boss!
  6. by   JedsMom
    Oh how true. That was GREAT
  7. by   Shamrock
  8. by   Brownms46
    3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
    run to the end of his chain and gag himself. :roll



    Don't get me wrong...I LOVE dogs...but this just struck me as funny

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