Thanksgiving funny

  1. An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

    We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man
    said. We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like
    heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he
    says, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   ptnurse
    Good one!!!!
  4. by   Jenny P
    Kids; I've heard this before, but the punch line was different. I like yours better. (the one I'd heard was "the old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife and says 'they're coming for Thangsgiving, now what about Christmas?'"

    I like your punch line better.
    Last edit by Jenny P on Nov 29, '02
  5. by   nursedawn67
    That's too funny!!