these words were lyrics to the ever popular 'another one bites the dust' by Queen.
BAM, BAM, BAM, Another one bites the dust!
He kept beating the bedpan in tune with the opressively beeping of the other tele monitors, while the one on the top left began to spaz out-- the line looking more like one of those graphic equalizer thingies on a cheap stereo, undulating and pulsing in time with the nurses. All of a sudden, the music they shouted began to change, with the changing of this one tele monitor's printout.
The Assistant manager of the floor came running out of her office, bedpan hat, robes, and capes in tow. The din in the nurses station and hallway quieted as suddenly as it began. All the lights went dead, the pale violety glow of the emergency lights lit, and began to pulse with a quality never seen before... The amr began to scream ' THE AGE OF AQUARIUS' over and over---- the staff formed a circle around her, and began to sing, and DANCE, and STRIP while doing the ever famous scene from HAIR....
and through it all, a mad cow could be heard in the background, mooing as it wrote into a journal these few words:::