I talk to my animals. The poodle, the cat, the hamster, and yes even the sucker fish at the bottom of the aquarium.
(I am so guilty). People have called me anywhere from "ridiculous fool" to "You need a child!" :chuckle
I also put hot sauce on anything and everything. (Even of fresh fruit).
When I get up in the morning after my cup of coffee I tidy up the house. Yepp, if I need to be somewhere at 6 then I am up extra early. Even when I feel sick! I then sweep, sweep again, mop with bleach, and re-mop with some nice smelling cleaner or Pine Sol. (I smell OCD
). Husband swears I am insane.