Stocking stuffers.......*snicker*

  1. my daughter is going to be so mad at me.......she's got some nice goodies under the tree and in the bottom of her stocking, but the first thing she's going to pull out of her stocking is..................



    a baggie full of coal!!!!!

    :icon_lol:
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   TazziRN
    Oh shoot.....can a mod fix the subject line for me???
    Last edit by sirI on Dec 24, '07
  4. by   sirI
    You're all fixed up.

    Coal in that baby's stocking...........

    MEAN Santa!!!! LOL!!!
  5. by   prmenrs
    I think she's giving it to the older daughter??
  6. by   sirI
    Oh, well.........

    Still........

    MEAN SANTA!!! LOL!!!
  7. by   TazziRN
    Siri, you have NO idea what that girl has put me through this year........
  8. by   UM Review RN
    i prefer the little baggie with a few marshmallows in it and that nicely-lettered poem:

    heard you've been naughty
    so here's the scoop,
    all you get is...
    snowman poop!
  9. by   Justhere
    I need to do the Snowman poop to my little 8 year old. In the last couple of days she has colored with crayons over her bedroom furniture and carpet. Marked with pens on her lamp shade and walls. Today she threw her clean cloths on the floor instead of hanging them up, and has all of her toys that she has gotten for Christmas at the grandparents house all over the floor. She has not learned her leason from two weeks ago when we cleaned her room of all toys, due to the same reason, plus all the candy and chip paper/bags that were hidden everywhere. I told her if her room was not picked up when I get home in the morning I was going to collect them. I know I'm Scrooge, but it is getting way out of hand about her room.
  10. by   compassion1
    I loved the "snowman poop"! Too bad my kids are 19 and 27. But maybe they'd get a laugh out of it.
  11. by   UM Review RN
    Quote from compassion1
    I loved the "snowman poop"! Too bad my kids are 19 and 27. But maybe they'd get a laugh out of it.
    I got "gifted" with that at work one year and even though I'm an old grandma, I thought it was hilarious. (And cheap!)
  12. by   jnette
    Quote from compassion1
    I loved the "snowman poop"! Too bad my kids are 19 and 27. But maybe they'd get a laugh out of it.

    Did someone say Snowman poop???

    Well, then you surely also how just how those icecream/snocones are made, right?


  13. by   compassion1
    Ack!!! Me thinks I prefer the marshmallows, thankyouverymuch. This isn't the vision of the sugar plums I'd like dancing around me!
  14. by   compassion1



    Netters, your snow people need some privacy, ya know. hohoho
    Last edit by compassion1 on Dec 25, '07

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