Still Hot After All These Years

  1. [font=arial,geneva]a couple had been married for 50 years. they were sitting at the
    breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his
    wife, "just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

    "yeah," she replied, "just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
    here at this breakfast table together."

    "i know," the old man said, "we were probably sitting here naked
    as jaybirds fifty years ago."

    "well," granny snickered, "what do you say...should we get naked?"

    the two then stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

    "you know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "my
    nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

    "i wouldn't be surprised," replied gramps. "one's in your coffee
    and the other is in your oatmeal!"

  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   leslie :-D

    mine wouldn't reach either..............
  4. by   nursebedlam
    gosh, joys of age huh
  5. by   Farkinott
    That's wicked!
  6. by   Tweety
    OMG! That is too funny. Gotta send that one to dad.
  7. by   maire
    oh gawd LOL that was great