Sounds like something I would have done had I thought of it

  1. Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

    A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding." :wink2:
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   Beary-nice
    Tee hee That's a good one...will have to remember that!
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Love it!
  5. by   babynurselsa
    Mind like a steel trap........hehehe Love it
  6. by   EricJRN
    Too funny! I love it.
  7. by   sanctuary
    Totally yummy. Wicked, wonderful mind.
  8. by   GooeyRN
    I love it!
  9. by   rninme
    Got to love a devious mind!!
  10. by   fgoff
    Love it! reminds of this one!

    A man divorces his wife for a much younger women and she must leave the family home. She cleans the home very well for the new couple even polishing the brass curtain rods that hung in very room. she also put dead fish parts in the hollow tubes!!!

    After the newlyweds moved in they noticed the smell and called all sorts of professional to get read of it.. but nothing worked.

    they put the home on the market...No sale!!.. the ex-wife come in says that she is okwith the smell it was there when she was anyway so & buys the house for a song!

    The newlyweds move out taking everything that she had had to leave as part of the divorce. Even the brass curtain rodes!!!!
  11. by   FranEMTnurse
    awesome!
  12. by   compassion1
    Ooooooh! NICE!
  13. by   Grace Oz
    Revenge can be sweet!
  14. by   weetziebat
    I love that woman!

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