Something to make you laugh

  1. I got a story from The Professional Funnies today about an obease lady who came into the ER of a teaching hospital complaining of chest pains. When the Resident moved her gown he noticed several brown splotches between her fat rolls and on her chest. He called in a group of Docs, students, and other residents to point out the strange marks. As they began discussing the marks in front of the patient, she began to wipe them with her finger and then proceed to lick her hands. When the Resident asked her what she was doing, she replied that she loved M&M's and couldn't stand to see any go to waste!

    I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   Rustyhammer
    ewww....
    and welcome to the boards PACUlady
    -Russell
  4. by   emily_mom
    I'm offended that you wrote a story about me and didn't properly creeit it....
  5. by   Gigglesforall
    LOL to emily! I'm grossed out by the story though, ewwww.
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    YECCCCHHHH. Makes me even more embarrassed to be overweight, even though I can't even imagine doing something like that!!

    BTW, welcome to the BB, PACULady.....with that warped sense of humor, you'll fit in great here.
  7. by   hapeewendy
    jeebus dont ppl have good taste in candy anymore??
    smarties are way better than M&M's but I digress

    so do I get it right? M&M's melt in your folds not your mouth????

  8. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    so do I get it right? M&M's melt in your folds not your mouth????
    Oh no you di'n't!
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER


    What a great first post!

    Heather
  10. by   Mkue
    Welcome to the BB !

    Thanks for the laugh !

    mkue

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