Some Computer Phrases We'd Like to See....

  1. Just found these over at

    1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

    2. <-------- The information went data way -------->

    3. The name is Baud...James Baud.

    4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

    5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

    6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

    7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

    8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

    9. E Pluribus Modem

    10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

    11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

    12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

    13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

    14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

    15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

    16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

    17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

    18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

    19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

    20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

    21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

    22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

    23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

    24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

    25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

    26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

    27. Hit any user to continue.

    28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

    29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

    30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
    Last edit by Jay-Jay on Mar 13, '03
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  3. by   dingofred
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