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    A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
    speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem - a
    12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
    which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".

    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
    reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell


    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through a
    automated radar post in Peoria, IL. ..... a $40 speeding ticket was
    included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of

    The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Illinois State
    Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
    book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
    State Troopers Ball.
    He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls."
    There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
    he'd just said.

    He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

    She was laughing too hard to start her car.
  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   eltrip
    :roll :roll :roll :roll
  4. by   stidget99
    Too funny. Just had to send it out to all of my email buddies!! Thanks for the belly roll!!:roll
  5. by   H ynnoD
  6. by   Jessy_RN
    Loved it! Thanks for the laugh.
  7. by   grinnurse
    These were great, printing them off to take to work. Thanks for the smile!! :chuckle
  8. by   live4today
    Oh my gosh! Too funny!
  9. by   Roy Fokker
    Heh! Thatnks for the laughs
  10. by   RainDreamer