Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

  1. * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
    * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
    * You answer the door before people knock.
    * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
    * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet
    away without using the timer.
    * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
    * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before
    realizing it's not plugged in.
    * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
    * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
    * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
    * You ride an exercise bike to work.
    * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
    * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.
    * You help your dog chase its tail.
  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    These are GREAT !!!!

    Yep, I DO like my coffee !
  4. by   gwenith
    [FONT=century gothic]Sothatexplainswhyihavebentypingsofastlately? huh!huh!

  5. by   Whisper
    my gibbering all makes sense now!
    Last edit by Whisper on May 7, '03
  6. by   night owl
    Too much coffee???

  7. by   Jay-Jay
  8. by   Bonnie Rabbit
    Whew, I'm still okay!
  9. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    LMAO!! These are SO true! U\I *love* coffee!! WOOOT!