Shhhhhh...big secret about JOEY's Christmas presents...

  1. shhh.....don't tell Joey...but..among other things....he is getting.......
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  3. by   emily_mom
    I'm not telling!

    Kristy
  4. by   vashka25
    My lips are sealed until he slips me another $20.... (no laughing guys....$20 US is like $100 Cdn )

    ~Dawn~
  5. by   LasVegasRN
    I'm not saying. And just because it was shipped from here doesn't mean I know anything about it. My lips are sealed.
  6. by   sunnygirl272
    Vegas....are they really allowed to ship those?? i thought the US Postal Service has rules about that...

    wow...learn summthin new every day....
  7. by   Sleepyeyes
    hmmmm.... it's already wrapped; should i shake it?


  8. by   cbs3143
    Nooooooo!!!!!!

    DON'T SHAKE IT, it's too unstable, especially at room temperature.


    Chuck
  9. by   Sleepyeyes
    heh heh :imbar:
    just kiddn'
  10. by   sunnygirl272
    The Italian Stallion

    I'm "Vinnie" da stallion
    I got a big ole salami
    And if ya don't believe me
    Go ask ya Mommy!



    hmmm..any relation???? vinnie...joey....hmmmm....
    Last edit by aimeee on Dec 8, '02
  11. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by sunnygirl272
    Vegas....are they really allowed to ship those?? i thought the US Postal Service has rules about that...

    wow...learn summthin new every day....
    Um, well, it wasn't shipped through the US Postal Service - had to go to Nye County since it's.... ya know.... legal..over there and used the trucking service.

    Look, I already spent time in the pen, I'm not going back for THIS.
  12. by   nursegoodguy
    Don't anyone tell him a thing! Oh and he will beggggg! There is no limit to how low this man will stoop!
    He will offer you ANYTHING if you'll tell him, and I mean ANYTHING right down to his Christmas balls, (and they're huge purple ones, he has to hang them from the ceiling)
    Here is just an example of his begging technique...
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    "C'mereeeeeeeeeee"
    "What!"
    In his most innocent child like voice he says:
    "What'd you get me for Christmas?"
    "I'm not telling you..."
    "C'monnnnnnnnnnn."
    "No!"
    "Pleaseeeee..."
    (so now I have to say something to really get to him...)
    So I look at him and in a very soft tone I say:
    "Joseph... (He thinks he's got me and that I'll tell him, he knows me too well!) Joseph, the nurses on the board all know what you're getting for Christmas... I told them hehehehhe"
    "THAT'S NOT FAIRRRRR!"
    "Ahhh haha ha hah a! Now go to sleep!"
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    That's just a sample of what he's capable of...
    Now just for all of you to know I did pick up a few stocking stuffers for his uhhhhhh.... stocking, yeah yeah his stocking...

    Okay they had this huge sale at the local thrift store on men's underwear... Most of them looked practically brand new... I mean 3 for a dollar! Hardly a deal you can pass up on! There might be a little stain here or a rip there but.... Well once you've worn something that was bought brand new it's not new anymore!

    What else did I pick up for him????
    I got him some niceeeeee cologne... imposter skin braser, (incidentally you can pick it up at the dollar store in a nice gift set with an imposter deodorant for... you guessed it, a Dollar!)

    Ingrid who works in the laundry dept had a sweatshirt with no name on it... Guess what??? Yep, another Christmas gift bought and paid for! I got a little star patch to sew on it where it's ripped over the chest and it'll look practically brand new too and the patch was less than a dollar!
    He likes Hot Cocoa so I picked up a few packages from the dietary dept while monitoring the serving line and I'll stuff them in his stocking too!
    So all in all I'd say it will be a Very Merry Christmas for one Baby Face Joey! (and all it cost me was $3.00!
    I know I know... I should have my own tv show "Christmas for under $3.00!"
    Okay anybody got any other ideas for great affordable gifts for him?
    Let's hear it!
  13. by   sunnygirl272
    The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER. And sadly, the stupid thing WORKS.

    It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.

    This is where it gets interesting...

    While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl.


  14. by   nursegoodguy
    OMG... that gives me an idea for my own version of the egg seperator!
    Uhhhh can you pick those up for under a dollar?

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