Severe burns!!!

  1. I went to the ER tonite because I got boiling water on my hand, they sent me home with neosporin and a gauze bandage and told me to see my doctor. Now it is all blistered and the red area is going up my arm - would this be a 3rd degree burn?




























    Fooled ya! (4 minutes left)

    Maybe RED SKELTON got severe burns for this one!






    RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

    1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

    2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .

    3. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.

    4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

    5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

    7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

    8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days; then the mud fell off.

    9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

    10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

    11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

    13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
    Last edit by Liddle Noodnik on Apr 1, '07
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  2. 18 Comments

  3. by   Spidey's mom
    We have 2 hours and 54 minutes left here on the West Coast.

    I love Red Skelton - my dh and I watch when they replay him on PBS.

    steph
  4. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from stevielynn
    We have 2 hours and 54 minutes left here on the West Coast.

    I love Red Skelton - my dh and I watch when they replay him on PBS.

    steph
    Did you "bite"?

    Anyone else try to play tricks on you?

    My pastor's wife's son tried - he is like 42, told his mother after the service that she had a big rip in the back of her dress. I missed the reaction, only saw her face as she tried to pummel him afterwards
  5. by   pickledpepperRN
    I nibbled thinking, "She knows not to ask for medical advice here".
    Then the "spoiler space" and
    YOU GOT ME!
  6. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from spacenurse
    I nibbled thinking, "She knows not to ask for medical advice here".
    Then the "spoiler space" and
    YOU GOT ME!
    I "topped" it with the title, "Red Skelton's marital advice", then I realized that when you mouse over, you can read the beginning of the post. So I had to "think quick" LOL

    Still chucklin...
  7. by   prmenrs
    you brat...
  8. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from prmenrs
    you brat...
    Hence, "Red" Skelton! ha ha!

    How have you been doing?
  9. by   prmenrs
    great, how about you?
  10. by   donsterRN
    You got me!!!

    I was feeling your pain and everything!

    Good one.

    (I'll get you back...heeheehee)
  11. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from prmenrs
    great, how about you?
    I'm good! I just was thinking about you and Pepper is all and how you guys were doing. (Don't know if it was better to mention or not ...)
  12. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from Don3218
    You got me!!!

    I was feeling your pain and everything!

    Good one.

    (I'll get you back...heeheehee)
    chuckle ... have to wait til NEXT YEAR!
  13. by   prmenrs
    Pepper is ok. He blocked again after the time I relinquished him. They may have to do the surgery to correct it. ($4-5000) They actually remove the penis and make a new, larger opening in the perineum. They still have the internal sphincter, so they are not incontinent.

    I called up there (VCA hospital) today, but this is the last time, I think. The head Vet Tech up there is the son of my vet. They change the cat's names.

    I miss him, Juan misses him more, but feel ok about the whole thing. Jenna is like a whole new cat. She is sooo much happier!
  14. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from prmenrs
    Pepper is ok. He blocked again after the time I relinquished him. They may have to do the surgery to correct it. ($4-5000) They actually remove the penis and make a new, larger opening in the perineum. They still have the internal sphincter, so they are not incontinent.

    I called up there (VCA hospital) today, but this is the last time, I think. The head Vet Tech up there is the son of my vet. They change the cat's names.

    I miss him, Juan misses him more, but feel ok about the whole thing. Jenna is like a whole new cat. She is sooo much happier!
    I'm glad he's being taken care of, thank God! And glad Jenna is happy - as to you and Juan, {{{{{{{{{{prmenrs and Juan}}}}}} , wish it would actually help!

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