Secrets tips to making a marriage last....

  1. Secret tips for making a marriage last...

    Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.

    We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.

    I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?".

    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

    My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake".

    My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

    She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...

    She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

    :chuckle :roll
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  3. by   duckie
    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll
  4. by   renerian
    Loved the electric chair one!!!!!!!!!