secret to a happy marriage

  1. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
    tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and
    loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
    of their long and happy marriage.

    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the
    Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack of
    mules. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife
    quietly said, 'That's once.'

    We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my
    wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
    quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.

    I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked
    at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

    And we lived happily ever after."
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  3. by   ShandyLynnRN
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  5. by   emily_mom
    Too funny...that should be given to all new brides today. Maybe it would cut down on divorce...
  6. by   teeituptom
    Howd yall
    from deep in the heart of Texas

    Thats a good one.

    Me, I always just say yes dear you are absolutely correct, I was wrong, I apologize, now may I please go play golf.
    We've been married almost 30 years now.

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