seal in the freshness......tupperware

  1. I was pregnant and got a bad case of diarrhea. I suffered with it for three long days, until I finally decided to call my doctor. He made an appointment for me to see a specialist. I was told to bring in a stool sample. Well, being in the emotional state I was in, I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to provide a sample of diarrhea.

    Soooooo I did what seemed logical to me at the time: I took my very biggest Tupperware bowl and sat on it and did my business. I put the lid on the bowl, and brought the whole bowl to the doctor.

    At the doctor's office, I placed the bowl on his desk. If you could have seen the look on the doctor's face! I wish I would have had a camera with me. The doctor took my "sample" to the lab to analyze it, and when he returned he asked me if it was always that "potent." That was the moment when I started to get embarrassed. I could have just crawled in a corner right then and there!

    A nurse rinsed out my bowl and handed it back to me. I turned around and put it in the trash. And moral of the story? Tupperware really does seal in the freshness! Everytime I think about this story, I get embarrassed all over again. I can't believe that I did what I did! Instead of a tiny little sample, I brought them a big bowl full of sealed in freshness!


    i thought this story was too funny. found it surfing.:chuckle
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  2. 17 Comments

  3. by   sunnygirl272
    lol.."found it surfing' my big toe..it was you, tiger...admit it!!!
  4. by   tiger
    if it was truly me i would have been proud of my potent pile of poop!
  5. by   caliotter3
    At least that doc should have gotten the idea about the severity of your poop problem! Not just a little poot, but a lotta poop! And potent too!
  6. by   donmurray
    Wonderful!
    At the other end of the scale, I recall a very distressed referral letter from a surgeon on a patient with OCD. Before our team's diagnosis, he had got himself referred to the surgeon for investigation of his longstanding constipation problems. I only wish I had been there in the consulting room to see the moment when the patient produced a rattling plastic bag from his pocket, and placed it on the desk as a sample of the hardness of his stools!
  7. by   night owl
    Did it made that "farting" sound when he cracked the seal? That's when I would have started to get embarrassed about it all!
  8. by   tiger
    eeeeeeeeeeew!
  9. by   adrienurse
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll

    Don't you people ever get enouhg poop stories!
  10. by   Rustyhammer
    Oh man!
    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
    Thanks for the story.

    -Russell
  11. by   SmilingBluEyes
    all i can say is OH YUCK!
  12. by   JailRN
    :roll :roll :roll :roll


    LMAO
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Ewwwww......

    But still funny :chuckle

    Heather
  14. by   OHmom2boys
    YOU HAD ME AGAIN!!!! LOL!!! Until the end that is!

    This one was funny, but I STILL laugh over the kitten stalking the penis!!! Oh GOD that was a good one!:roll

    I love your stories!!!

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