Sassy Little Political Joke: WARNING: Some May Be Offended

  1. The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On
    Terrorism:

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a
    .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
    reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    Liberal Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! You're looking for
    simple solutions to complex issues.

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Was he abused as a child?
    Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
    hand?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
    stabbing me?
    It's the Republicans' fault!
    Let's form a committee to investigate if he's really going to attack me.
    I need a UN resolution to defend my family (France? Russia? Please!)
    Can we build a coalition of support for my defense of my family?

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few
    days to try to come to a conclusion.

    Conservative Answer:
    Shoot the son of a b**ch!
    Then take your family to a baseball game, eat some hot dogs, sing the national
    anthem, say the Pledge of Allegiance (with "under God" in it), go to church
    and praise the Lord for one more day of freedom. God Bless America!
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  2. 16 Comments

  3. by   cactus wren
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    LMAO! I love it!

    I have no tolerance for politics, so it's things like this that help me see where I would be if I took the time to label myself as something!

    hehe! Guess which one I am???? :chuckle

    Heather
  5. by   Q.
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    hehe! Guess which one I am???? :chuckle

    Heather
    Since you found it funny, then probably more conservative. Heee!
  6. by   kaycee
    Ahhhh Susy a girl after my own heart. Loved it, copied it THANKS!
  7. by   Dplear
    Heather...as a fellow Republican i say Welcome to the dark...errr, I mean RIGHT side....

    Dave,

    p.s. shoot till the gun is empty....
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Dplear
    Heather...as a fellow Republican i say Welcome to the dark...errr, I mean RIGHT side....

    p.s. shoot till the gun is empty....



    Heather
  9. by   Q.
    Originally posted by Dplear
    p.s. shoot till the gun is empty....
    :chuckle That's MY husband's motto. He always says to unload and reload until you're out.





    Gun-lovin' Republican. That's me.
    Last edit by Susy K on Oct 31, '02
  10. by   NurseDianne
    LOVE IT.......:roll ROFLMAO
    Had to print if off to share at work........
  11. by   Lausana
    :roll Thanks Susy-Gotta send that one to my Grandpa!!
  12. by   gotosleep
    I thought that was funny and I'm a liberal. Its not just you gun-lovin freaks who have a sense of humor you know.
  13. by   J-RN student
    Good One Susy!:chuckle :roll :chuckle
  14. by   kittyw
    Originally posted by Dplear
    Heather...as a fellow Republican i say Welcome to the dark...errr, I mean RIGHT side....

    Dave,

    p.s. shoot till the gun is empty....
    Amen!

    And don't shoot them in the back ... don't want his family to sue you for wrongful death!

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