Rules Of The Office

  1. If it rings, put it on hold.

    If it clanks, call the repairman.

    If it whistles, ignore it.

    If it's a friend, take a break.

    If it's the boss, look busy.

    If it talks, take notes.

    If it's handwritten, type it.

    If it's typed, copy it.

    If it's copied, file it.

    If it's Friday, forget it!