Rules for cats to live by....

  1. http://www.millan.net/funp/60/catrules.html
    Here is something to laugh at, but it is so true. (I just hope it worked!)

    YESSSSSSSS! Hey, I'm gettin good at this stuff!
    Last edit by night owl on Nov 2, '02
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   jemb
    Obviously written by someone who knows my cats!!! (Who's been sneaking into my house?)
  4. by   KaroSnowQueen
    I think MY cats wrote this!!!!!:roll
  5. by   adrienurse
    SOOOO true!
  6. by   Heather333
    OMG......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Heather
  7. by   night owl
    What's with the a$$ thing????????? My cats ALWAYS come up to me and show me their a$$. Especially when I'm on the throne. They come in rub their face on my leg then turn around and show me their a$$! "I don't care about your ass, it's mine I'm worried about right now!" Can you imagine humans doing that kind of stuff? "Hi how are you, look at my a$$?????" What does it all mean??
  8. by   cactus wren

    Sounds like everyone has cats just like mine.........
    They need to add.....Go outside for 4-5 hours, then head right tocat box as soon as you come indoors.........you might get those ity,bitty paws dirty if you go poohpooh in real dirt......Drives me crazy !!!!
  9. by   Mkue
    I love it, so true:chuckle
  10. by   kids
    Take every activity listed in "Rules for cats..."
    Multiply by 10.
    Take those 10 and put them in competition with each other to be the one who does it.
    Now walk anywhere or do anything...

    Welcome to my house.
  11. by   Tookie
    Loved this - so did my husband - now have got to figure out how to send it on in the least complicated way possible.
    Thank you
    Tookie
  12. by   VivaLasViejas
    Whoever wrote this must have lived with cats for a long time. I might add another rule, though: cats will always wait until the litter box has been completely cleaned to do their business. This is especially true in multi-cat households like my own. I swear, our five felines will hold it in all day until my husband gets home and changes the litter, whereupon they line up and proceed to use the facilities, making it necessary to clean out the box again within an hour or two.
  13. by   tattooednursie
    Originally posted by night owl
    What's with the a$$ thing????????? My cats ALWAYS come up to me and show me their a$$. Especially when I'm on the throne. They come in rub their face on my leg then turn around and show me their a$$! "I don't care about your ass, it's mine I'm worried about right now!" Can you imagine humans doing that kind of stuff? "Hi how are you, look at my a$$?????" What does it all mean??
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO:roll :roll :roll

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