ROMANCE and Aging

  1. An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were
    courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
    A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep
    Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.
    "To get my teeth!"
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    OMG, almost sounds like my DH and me (except for the teeth part)......it's hard to get "in the mood" with our daughters across the hall who stay awake till all hours, and then my hubby falls asleep and lays there snoring and farting. Not to mention my frequent "power surges" (now THERE'S an attractive feeling) and my leg cast. Yep, that's a sure recipe for romance!!
  4. by   Brownms46
    :roll too funny!
  5. by   passing thru
    Why do men fart in bed?
    Do they think it is cute? funny? no respect for partner?

    Once a year=tolerable.

    nightly== good-bye !
  6. by   H ynnoD
    Do you feel the Love?My wife takes prozac,so it kind of kills her desire.She stops taking it,to get in the mood,then your scared to try and have sex,bacause your afraid she might freek out and kill you...j/k:chuckle
  7. by   Sarah, RNBScN
    OMG are you serious?

    I'd be afraid to close my eyes.
  8. by   cwazycwissyRN
  9. by   H ynnoD
    Thats what the j/k at the end was for,just joking,about the killing part.
  10. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Originally posted by Donny H
    Do you feel the Love?My wife takes prozac,so it kind of kills her desire.She stops taking it,to get in the mood,then your scared to try and have sex,bacause your afraid she might freek out and kill you...j/k:chuckle

    LMAO!!! :roll:

    ~Kacy
  11. by   Nurse89
    :chuckle :chuckle
    So funny Brownie
    I always enjoy your "funny stuff," your "serious stuff " is always excellant anyway
    I have been searching for the joke about the 3 sisters that you posted a while back...that was hysterical!! :kiss
    Thanks
    PS: how's your adorable Grandson?
  12. by   Brownms46
    OOOh Nurse89, that is sooo swee of you..:kiss

    My odorable Grandson is just fine, and getting fatter by the day. I will have new pics this weekend, if all goes well. I'm taking my camcorder there. I got some pics on my digital, but I can't find my usb cable to download to my pc

    I will try to find some more funnies too

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