A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
Nov 26, '06
Many ears ago when I worked at Home Depot, there was a guy trying to steel some breakers (they are small and about $40 each), and he tried to go out behind the store as the store was closing...he went into receiving and discovered the doors were locked, and an employee asked him what he was doing. He panicked and then ran out through the outside garden section was locked up as well. He finally decided to scale the fence, which he successfully did, then proceeded to run around the corner of the store and out into the parking lot where he was promptly knocked unconscious by a moving car he ran out in front of.
He woke up to police and medic standing over him ready to arrest him.
Now THAT is justice.
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