QUIZ: How Insane Are You?

  1. well, this forum seems a little slow today, so you know what that means: time for a quiz! those wacky guys at thespark.com are going to tell you how tightly wrapped you are! take the quiz here:

    http://test3.thespark.com/sanitytest/

    my results:

    slathering billycrickets! you are 40% insane! partly holding it together, partly on the edge--you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. you're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. you like leafy meats. do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

    so, glass half-full: i'm 60% sane! woo!

    your turn!
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  2. 41 Comments

  3. by   LasVegasRN
    Yep, the board is slow today. Which explains why I took this test.

    Lucky you! You are only
    24%
    insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!
  4. by   ayemmeff
    Only 24% loopy here!
    I was hoping to do much better!
  5. by   ayemmeff
    hee-hee-hee!!! I'm only as nuts as Vegas!!!
    Looking forward to some of these posts!!!
  6. by   LasVegasRN
    I was thinking I was a little nuttier than just 24%. Hmmm.
  7. by   kittyw
    You are 48% insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge--you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

    This is why I tell all the first year nursing students to go straight to the student mental health center! They'll drive you insane.
  8. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Yep, the board is slow today. Which explains why I took this test.
    Just what are you trying to imply, missy? That ordinarily you'd be too good to take my dumb quiz? Too busy, too IMPORTANT? Is that what you're saying? Huh?

    Ahem. Excuse me. <goes back to retake test>


    Hey, I've never been quoted in a sig line before! That ROCKS!
  9. by   LasVegasRN
    Yeah, that's right, missy!! Normally I'd be commenting on IMPORTANT things like... like... nipples and cat bowling... yeah!!
  10. by   sunnygirl272
    did i hear someone mention nipples and catbowling???




    slathering billycrickets! you are 50% insane! partly holding it together, partly on the edge--you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. you're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. you like leafy meats. do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
  11. by   maureeno
    I got 14% insane; my son was watching me so of course I had to give accurate answers.
  12. by   MissdonditaBsn
    insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!


    Ok, so I forgot to copy the 31% insane part. Weird, considering my co-workers tell me I am 100% insane all of the time.
  13. by   JedsMom
    14%. To many people watching
  14. by   Sleepyeyes
    Slathering billycrickets! You are
    50%


    insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge--you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.



    pssst: the granite monkey question was the one that got me up here.... hehe

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