Problem Hair

  1. Does anyone have "Problem Hair"?? But more specifically. . .

    "Problem Nose Hair"??

    If so, then answer the poll! Enquiring minds want to know!

    Ted

    P. S. And just in case you're all wondering. I'm at work. My patients are all safely sleeping with their hearts a-beatin'. . . and, and, and, this is the only poll question that I can think of at present.

    Ted
    Last edit by Ted on Feb 21, '04
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  2. Poll: Do You Have Problem Nose Hair?

    • It's none of your freakin' business knowing the lenght of my nose hair!

      33.33% 5
    • Nope! Trim them hairs every day!

      20.00% 3
    • No! I'm Male! And I allow my nose hair to intermingle with my mustache!

      0% 0
    • No! I'm Female! And I allow my nose hair to intermingle with my mustache!

      20.00% 3
    • Yes! There's just not enough hours in a day to trim them hairs!

      6.67% 1
    • Yes! They curl up inside my brain and prevent higher thinking!

      20.00% 3
    • I prefer the term "nostril hair"!

      6.67% 1
    • I have more problems with ear hair!

      6.67% 1
    15 Votes / Multiple Choice
  3. 20 Comments

  4. by   CashewLPN
    Ted....

    its either sheer exhaustion or a stray nose hair in the brain... either way, I'm loopy and cant sleep
    (I suppose a post midnight bologna sandwich, a diet pepsi, and a prior 4 hour shift up at the school's restaurant which immediately followed a LOOOONG 8hrs up at work might have helped.)

  5. by   CashewLPN
    um... great schnozzes think alike?
  6. by   dianah
    I threaten my dh every now and then, that I'll pull out his nares hair

    one


    by


    one,


    with a pair of kellys.

    My answer to your poll was not included in the choices: don't ask, don't tell.
  7. by   Ted


    Very funny! That would have been a good choice!

    I have to trim this one long hair that grows from my left nostril. It actully curls up over my nose. Grosses out the wife! :chuckle
  8. by   dianah
    TMI, Ted! But I'm glad (for both your sakes) that you tend to your "upkeep."

    The other day we cathed (heart cath, that is) a man who obviously wore cologne -- in a moderate, tasteful amount, I must add, as it wasn't overwhelming. My colleague commented on how nice he smelled and he replied, "My wife makes me put this on every day. There's nothin' worse than a stinky man." We all had a good chuckle at that!! "Course, then we got into a discussion about "metrosexuals," and yada yada yada, the day went on . . .
  9. by   canoehead
    Ted, your recounting of that one nose hair's habit has just grossed me out so bad.

    What does everyone do when they notice a stray booger hanging onto somone's nose hair. I know we should politely tell them, but I always have this urge to reach out and grab it (with a Kleenex) as if the element of surprise would make it less clingy.
  10. by   karenG
    Ted............if this is the best you can come up with??!!

    no comment!!!

    But its the weekend here and half term is just beginning.. so no more work. well for a week anyway!!

    Karen
  11. by   Ted
    Quote from karenG
    Ted............if this is the best you can come up with??!!

    no comment!!!

    But its the weekend here and half term is just beginning.. so no more work. well for a week anyway!!

    Karen
    Yes! It is! It really, really is! :uhoh21:

    But you can be sure about one thing. There has never, ever been a poll on such a topic! Ever!

    Ted
  12. by   pickledpepperRN
    This thread has great ads at the bottom!

    Remember Bill Cosby c/o his receding hairline.
    He suddenly noticed the hairs growing out of his ear and asked, "Are you lost?"
  13. by   Ted






    I JUST noticed that, Spacenurse! There's ads for nose hair trimmers!

    Also, look at the very bottom! You might see similar threads related to this particular topic. If you can see this, notice another poll that I started many months ago!

    Cheers to nose hairs and cheers to humor!

    Ted
  14. by   Rapheal
    No no no to nose hair. Trim the offensive, reckless, rebels. There is one lady at work. She does have nose hair. But it is the mustache that gets all the attention. I want to wait one day till she naps while taking lunch. I have hot wax- the type you microwave for 30 seconds. Lord help me, I just might do it one day.

    It's like a train wreck- I can't look away.
  15. by   dianah
    Yes, Ted, I've noticed that the ads at the bottom pertain to the topic or key words in the posts. Scary!! Too Twilight Zone!!

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