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  1. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
    blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at
    each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-
    ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
    engine, I have lost it and I need a new one.."

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece
    had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a
    pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
    circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to
    another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this
    car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." This is the 710 she was referring to.
    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Mar 5, '04
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  2. 12 Comments

  3. by   caffine addict


    I lost my 710 once before. I never thought to draw them a picture
    I'll remember that for the next time. Or I could just print the pic and keep it in my glove box
  4. by   jkaee
    The sad thing is.....I'd probably do the same thing. :imbar

    I am so not mechanically inclined!!

    Jennifer

    :chuckle
  5. by   soltera
    Quote from Frances LeMay
    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
    blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at
    each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-
    ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
    engine, I have lost it and I need a new one.."

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece
    had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a
    pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
    circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to
    another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this
    car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." This is the 710 she was referring to.



    franny you kill me!!
  6. by   karenG
    thats the sort of thing my sister would say............. and shes a brunette!!

    Karen
  7. by   star0910
    I love that one!!!!!!!!! I gatta show my fiance that one, he's a mechanic!!!
  8. by   redwinggirlie
    I knew that thing .... sheesh, it's right next to the kanutent valve..... blondes...
  9. by   theblondeone
    Loved it Fran!!! Thank You Doll!!
  10. by   FranEMTnurse
    Ze pleasure was all mine
  11. by   nekhismom
    too cute, fran!
  12. by   boggle
    ummm I'm embarassed to say how long it took me to figure out what the 710 said. and I'm not even close to blond!!
  13. by   warrior woman
    Hey Franny!! I'm a blonde!!! and a major motorhead to boot!!
  14. by   FranEMTnurse
    :chuckle :hatparty:

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