Post number 4,999 . . . .

  1. Just one more to go!
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  3. by   Ted
    5,000

    :hatparty: :hatparty:












































    I really, really, really, really have to get a fricken' life. . . . . . . .

  4. by   Wolfpax
  5. by   pickledpepperRN
    Quote from efiebke
    Just one more to go!
    :chuckle :uhoh21: :wink2: ??????????????????????

    WHAT WILL IT BE?

    Just have to stay on topic too:

    The enviornmental services guy was mopping up some spilled food from the floor of a patient's room.

    The patient noted that food had also spilled on the sheets and said, "I'll wager you can locate some clean sheets for me as well."

    He didn't wish to seem unwilling, but still offered a plausible excuse for not being able to satisfy the patient.

    What did he say? "I'm not a bedding man."
  6. by   Ted
    Quote from spacenurse
    :chuckle :uhoh21: :wink2: ??????????????????????

    WHAT WILL IT BE?

    Just have to stay on topic too:

    The enviornmental services guy was mopping up some spilled food from the floor of a patient's room.

    The patient noted that food had also spilled on the sheets and said, "I'll wager you can locate some clean sheets for me as well."

    He didn't wish to seem unwilling, but still offered a plausible excuse for not being able to satisfy the patient.

    What did he say? "I'm not a bedding man."
    :chuckle

    Very funny!

    In honor of my 5001st post I must say this:

    "THIS"



    Ted




































    Spacenurse - I want to thank you in sharing this special occasion with me. You've O-puned my mind to scents and smells!

    Ted
  7. by   Tweety
    Congratulations Ted! Awesome! Woot!
  8. by   pickledpepperRN
    in honor of this special occasion i did some research.

    puns is the pediatric urology nurses society!
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
    Last edit by pickledpepperRN on Jul 2, '04
  9. by   Ted
    I came across this web site stock full of puns. Actually, there are TONS of pun-related sites for any sicko with any interest in this type of humor.

    But this site is titled, "The World's Most Retarded Puns".

    Here's a sample. . .

    Top selling cookbook in Korea...
    101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.


    If you want to read more, here' the link (the link to o-pun your mind!):

    http://www.yuksrus.com/PUNS.HTML
  10. by   dianah
    What a GROANER, Ted!! But, congrats and a big WOOT for your 5000th post!!


    You're right: get a life (what, is Amy busy tonite???)!!
  11. by   Ted
    Quote from dianah
    What a GROANER, Ted!! But, congrats and a big WOOT for your 5000th post!!


    You're right: get a life (what, is Amy busy tonite???)!!
    No. . . I'm at work! If I was home, Amy would not want me anywhere near a computer! She'd KILL ME!!! (We sold our house and are in the middle moving from home to home. Oh man, am I beat!!!)

    I'm just in a punny mood. . . as my two patients sleep with their hearts a-beatin'. . . .



    Ted
  12. by   Tweety
    Quote from efiebke
    No. . . I'm at work! If I was home, Amy would not want me anywhere near a computer! She'd KILL ME!!! (We sold our house and are in the middle moving from home to home. Oh man, am I beat!!!)

    I'm just in a punny mood. . . as my two patients sleep with their hearts a-beatin'. . . .



    Ted

    My one patient is awake a bugging me. I did his bed weight, trach care, fed him a sandwich, just waiting for him to put on his call light again. Don't these people know I've got the internet to surf and goofing off to do?

    Actually, been a very productive night, did all the 24 hour reviews, did six evalluations, picked up this patient at 11pm and been smooth saling since.

    The ER is so quiet and we're haven't gotten any admissions tonight. I can't believe it's so quiet up here. Gee, it sure is QUIET.

    Opps patient is on the light again.
  13. by   Ted
    Quote from 3rdShiftGuy
    My one patient is awake a bugging me. I did his bed weight, trach care, fed him a sandwich, just waiting for him to put on his call light again. Don't these people know I've got the internet to surf and goofing off to do?

    Actually, been a very productive night, did all the 24 hour reviews, did six evalluations, picked up this patient at 11pm and been smooth saling since.

    The ER is so quiet and we're haven't gotten any admissions tonight. I can't believe it's so quiet up here. Gee, it sure is QUIET.

    Opps patient is on the light again.
    TWEETY!!!! You said the "Q" word!!!!!!!



    Now my "I have to pee" patient JUST rang her little bell. . . .



    Ted
  14. by   Tweety
    Sorry Ted, hope I didn't jinx you as well as myself. :O

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