Polish Sausages....LOL

  1. A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, " Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
    something .... if I had asked for Italian
    sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German
    bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
    German? Or id I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
    Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would
    you ask me if I was Mexican?Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no."

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
    then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just
    because I asked for Polish sausage?

    The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot!"

    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle I would never think of bashing the Polish-Americans without being one myself!
  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   gwenith
  4. by   Nurse Ratched

    Can't wait for the Yurcak family reuninon to tell this one .
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
  6. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Very Funny!

    Always loved Polish jokes!

    (My great grandmother was Polish. . . couldn't speak a word of English. . . .Learned a few polish swear words from her! )
  7. by   Spidey's mom
    funny . . .but why do I feel like I have to say that my kid's Dad is part Polish so it is ok to laugh at a silly joke?

    Political correctness run amok . . . . and it sneaks in without you being aware of it.

    sigh . . thanks for the laugh.

  8. by   passing thru
    LOL Good joke !!

    Wait til I tell the Tuminski's and Rutkauskas' in our family !
  9. by   H ynnoD
    :roll I love Polish Sausage from the little street side Venders,with everything on it.
  10. by   jnette
    Yeah... but nothing beats a Bratwurst dipped in milk and placed on the grill.... a little Dijon mustard and a crispy-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside Kaiser roll..... mmmmmmmmm !!!

    (oh ! they have to be the WHITE Bratwurst ! Not reddish ones)
  11. by   aimeee
    Mmmmmm, Brats!