Points to ponder....

  1. 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

    2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the TampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the TennesseeTitans?

    4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

    6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

    11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

    12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

    15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ..they're cramming for their final exam.

    16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little sthingys and forks , so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

    17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

    18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

    19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

    20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

    21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Thunderwolf
    Roy...I really, really liked #21. I laughed all over, my tummy hurt!
  4. by   Ted

    Very funny! :chuckle

  5. by   RainDreamer
    Those are great!
  6. by   akcarmean
    Roy I liked those was nice to read on my break from studying

  7. by   kontakt
    I enjoyed read these. Thanks. :chuckle
  8. by   Grace Oz
    Good ones Roy! #15 made me giggle! Especially since I'm gettin' into that "Older" age bracket! Y'know .... the fiftysomethings! Nah! actually, it's rather liberating and fun.

    Cheers from "down Under"
  9. by   CHATSDALE
    Absolutely Delightful