Please share your blonde jokes.... - page 7

OK, this seems to be the most popular kind of joke, so let's all share our favorite blonde jokes! Texas Blonde As a trucker stops for a red light, a BLONDE girl catches up. She jumps out of... Read More

  1. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas


    Whats the difference between a blonde amd a mosquito



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    you slap a mosquito and it will stop sucking






    doo wah ditty
  2. by   micro
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    Micro is my idol.
    I can't wait to meet her in person.
    -Russell
    Rusty,
    I was idle once, but then I went into gear'.
    thx, you are sweet

    Aimee and RNICU
    micro even doesn't understand micro.....

    teeitup,
    hey, my memory .....
    that is right,
    the mosquito ...... :chuckle

    brunetting back out of here.....
    gotta stay away from that ditch.....
    kelligirl

    "Hey, how many micro's does it take to wallpaper a room."

    answer "Don't have a clue, what is a micro?"

    yada, ya da, ya, ya..........da

    :kiss
  3. by   bagladyrn
    Teeitup : I've been resisting posting that one for days - glad you had the nerve!
  4. by   DebsZoo
    as a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. she jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. the trucker lowers the window, and she says "hi, my name is heather and you are losing some of your load." the trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. when the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. she jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. again, the trucker lowers the window. as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "hi my name is heather, and you are losing some of your load!" shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. at the third red light, the same thing happens again. all out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. the trucker lowers the window. again she says "hi, my name is heather,and you are losing some of your load!" when the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,and runs back to the blonde. he knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says... "hi, my name is kevin, it's winter in wisconsin and i'm driving the salt truck!"
  5. by   ageless

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