Please share your blonde jokes.... - page 4
OK, this seems to be the most popular kind of joke, so let's all share our favorite blonde jokes! Texas Blonde As a trucker stops for a red light, a BLONDE girl catches up. She jumps out of... Read More
Sep 9, '02(am I having blonde moment 'cause I thought this was a joke thread? )
Micro, you tease you...maybe it is her ploy to confuse her fair haired friends...:chuckleLast edit by Lausana on Sep 9, '02
Sep 9, '02so these people were walking in the woods, 3 blondes they were. they come across a set of tracks, the first blonde looks and says...i think they are deer tracks. the second one looks and says...i think they are moose tracks. the third blonde got hit by the train :roll :kiss
Sep 9, '02Originally posted by WalMart_ADN
so these people were walking in the woods, 3 blondes they were. they come across a set of tracks, the first blonde looks and says...i think they are deer tracks. the second one looks and says...i think they are moose tracks. the third blonde got hit by the train :roll :kiss
Sep 9, '02yeah me too...that's why i like telling it...because, even if just for a moment..i understand something someone else doesn't!!!
(as I am a yellow-haired one as well)
Sep 9, '02Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
What do you call a blonde in college...a visitor.
Sep 9, '02wallpaper.........you say........
of course words are interchangeable.....
but my humour borders on distasteful sometimes.....:/
(as to that chair thingy.......
no, have to disagree.....
words should be used appropriately
ignore is a good feature
no disrespect to anyone)
now back to the wallpaper
i have told a few people in the past PM..........
forget the one that teeitup tom told me.........PM
luv my blonde friends, though
micro and out,
:kissLast edit by micro on Sep 9, '02
Sep 9, '02Originally posted by NurseDennie
Okay, here's a blonde joke, but it actually happened.
I was driving my older daughter home from high school, with one of her friends in the back of the car. She really is a little "Vague" and said something that didn't make a lot of sense.
The girl friend (some friend, huh?) said "What's it like, going through life like that without a clue?"
My daughter said:
"What do you mean?"
ndennie, your daughter and her friend sound adorable......
thx for sharing................ :kiss
Sep 9, '02What did the blonde's right ankle say to the left ankle?
Nothing...they've never met
Okay...I deserve whatever is coming