pizzinmeoff

  1. Okay, I would be the first to admit that I'm a little vain. Okay a lot vain. But I just about told a total stranger to bite me about 10 minutes ago.

    So here i am on campus at school, waiting in the Timmy ho's line for my triple-single. This wench behind me starts talking. Okay, I;m incredibly nosy as well as vain, so lacking anything else to do, I start listening in. It seems she is from Toronto and she starts to remark about the way Winnipeg women dress. She complains that all they wear is grey and beige (Okay, maybe I'm dressed in black and grey today but ouch). I actually was quite proud of myself when I got dressed. I'm wearing my Ralph Lauren cords and my Kenneth Cole bag, lady. The then remarks that we don't know how to put ourselves together. Okay, so what if I'm covered in cat hair and got dressed like in 10 minutes, ouch! I'm writing a mid-term today, Bytch, I've been studying.

    Hee hee! I really amuse myself sometimes!
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  2. 32 Comments

  3. by   Mkue
    geez.. Fashion Police?
  4. by   Mattigan
    Adrie,

    You amuse me, too. Today I really needed it... Thanks.
  5. by   Lausana
    Cat hair-smat hair...just make up an exotic animal it came from! What a weirdo!
  6. by   Mattigan
    Do like me and tell people it's a type of cashmere.
  7. by   VivaLasViejas
    Too bad you didn't say something like "So I'm wearing stuff you don't like.....you're RUDE, and I can change clothes!!"
  8. by   nurseman
    I'd be willing to pick up whatever brand of sparkly body lotion Hapeewendy recommends (next time I'm in Toronto) and mail it over your way. :chuckle But only if you do really well on your exam.

    Good luck and remember that even in Toronto students about to write exams don't put themselves together nearly as well as you did.
  9. by   Stargazer
    So let me get this straight. She's expecting to find haute couture on a college campus? Yeah, that'll happen.
  10. by   Mimi Wheeze
    Aaaahhhhh........"Bite me."

    Isn't that a satisfying little phrase to say? Not too wordy but to the point....
  11. by   debyan
    And here I am in my LIZ bibs, with a TOMMY tee shirt and my nikies with my Warner Brothers Loonytoons jacket on top, at the food lion getting brocolli, grannie a gogo. Wanna make something of it? deb
  12. by   researchrabbit
    Originally posted by Mattigan
    Do like me and tell people it's a type of cashmere.
    :roll
  13. by   baseline
    Just tell her it's catsmere! Individual and special to each proud owner! I personally wear cardigan de Corgi almost every day
    !
  14. by   TX Guy
    I hate retardidniss.

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