Phrases etc.

  1. we all have favorite phrases we use or have heard. i would like to hear them and see whats out there........i think it would be interesting. (i.e. minds are like parachutes,, or come with solutions not problems) get it?
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  3. by   hoolahan
    One of my fav's is "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

    I have a million of these, but when asked, I forget! I'll post them as I remember them.
  4. by   Dplear
    mine is..."i may not believe in what you say, but i will defend your right to say it to the last drop of my blood "....first said by the great voltaire and his impression and explaination of the new democracy in the united states when corresponding back to france
  5. by   Dplear
    This above statement basically sums up how I feel about things...for example I do not believe in Unions as many of you know but I will defend your right to have a union and speak out for it even though I may think you are wrong.
  6. by   tiger
    why do you not believe in unions?
  7. by   CEN35
    i love the one about arguing with an unarmed person...lmao
  8. by   prmenrs
    "S/He needs a window cut in his/her abd so s/he can see where they're going w/their head up their a$$.
  9. by   kewlnurse
    some of my favourite quotes, sayings et c... that i have "aquired" over the years:

    "i have forgotten more than you will ever know"
    "small blaocks are for punks"
    "alcohol is for drinking, gas is for washing parts, nirto is for racing"
    "bite me"
    "that boy/girl... is too stupid to breath"
    "everything changes, notheing stays the same, remember that" (movie quote)and from the same movie "you squirrles better have some nuts in your mouth or your ass is going downtown"
    and my asolute fav

    beer me!!!
  10. by   CEN35
    "you squirrles better have some nuts in your mouth or your ass is going downtown" - i remember hearing that in a movie. what movie was it? hollywood nights? i think? yes or no?
  11. by   kewlnurse
    you got it, greates movie ever made, seen it 100 plus times
  12. by   CashewLPN
    'they threw me out of the boyscouts for eating a brownie'
    'you're only jealous because the voices are talking to me'
    'cant sleep, the clowns will eat me'

    'never give up, never surrender'

    'you think I'm funny?'

  13. by   imaRN
    1." i always say that sometimes"
    2. diprivan- we call it "mothers milk"
    3."go towards the light..."
    3."that family has one brain cell, i wonder which one has it now?"
    4."chemically challanged" (drunk)
    5. when lifting,moving or dragging a pt. to another bed, "i
    believe in mary worth"(in unison)
    6. "i'm feelin the love!" (when things are not going well)
    7. "i'm one industrial accident away from financial freedom"
    8. "don't be afraid to bend a joint" (to those stiff patients)
    9. "i don't know about you, but "i'm working until retirement"
    10."just remember: trauma hurts"

    .....just a few...imarn
  14. by   prmenrs
    Here's some new medical terminology I just discovered:

    for medical pts:
    MUH=Messed Up Heart

    PBS=pretty bad shape

    PCL=pre-code looking

    CTD=circling the drain

    for trauma pts:
    HIBGIA=had it before, got it again

    FDGB=fall down go boom

    TBC=total body crunch

    hamburger helper=self-explanatory

    Glow Worms=HazMat teams

    Pharmaceutically gifted=altered mental status 2ndary to drug use

    Transoccipital implant=GSW to the head

    Urban outdoorsmen=homeless

    PVC challenge=endotracheal intubation

    paws up or ART (assuming room temp)=dead!

    p.s. THIS IS A JOKE!!!!