Perfection

  1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

    Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    After many years of trying to find steady work I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

    My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

    SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   Rustyhammer
    I worked in a factory making eyeglasses, but I fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
    -Russell
  4. by   shygirl
    I used to be a beautician and it was shear luck that I got that job but things got a little hairy. I guess I wasn't cut out for the job!
  5. by   Rustyhammer
    I was going to buy a bakery but I couldn't raise the dough.
  6. by   shygirl
    I was an electrician for a day. I was told I had a bright future with a lot of potential. Found out it was all a lie. Boy, was I shocked!

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