Peenus allergy .......

  1. I was seriously suffering (not from a peenus allergy, don't worry, phew!) from foot-in-mouth'itis Monday night at work..
    just a few blunders here and there, nothing major , until......

    A very intelligent patient of mine was talking about a news story he heard about new treatment for peanut allergies, it will save the lives of many who accidently ingest a peanut or two and die because of severe allergies etc..

    so wendles in all her infinite wisdom says (hey it was 3am , in my defense hah) "thats very beneficial,a lot of people really suffer with PENIS allergies"
    :imbar

    I dont *THINK* he caught it , I hope he didn't anyway , that would be bad, what kind of a sex depraved crazed maniac nurse am I anyway ??? (wait , don't answer that!)

    A penis allergy would be awful, and to die by accidental exposure to one, even worse...imagine the headlines , "woman dies by ingesting a penis , story at 5"

    anyway, I won the stupid award on monday night...yay for me!
    there was some pretty stiff competition though (ha ha I said stiff)
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  3. by   Stargazer


    Paging Dr. Freud!
  4. by   kelligrl


    Dood, you could add that to your Clue game--

    "It was Wendles, in the bedroom, with a..."
  5. by   cbs3143
    Don't worry Wendy. I'm sure there's an "innoculation" available somewhere


    :kiss

    Chuck
  6. by   hapeewendy
    I guess I really *AM* all about the penis......

    that was so embarrassing, I really don't know what possessed me to say the word penis instead of peanut , perhaps because I've seen my fair share of peanut sized penii?
    (I mean in my role as a nurse of course)

  7. by   Hidi74
    Peanut...Peanuts....pea nuts....peanut's....peanuts'.....lol

    ( oops I think I broke the...... ...... ..... law)
  8. by   kelligrl
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    perhaps because I've seen my fair share of peanut sized penii?
    (I mean in my role as a nurse of course)

    Better to have seen them because you had to than to see them because you wanted to. So much LESS DISAPPOINTING!!!
  9. by   hapeewendy
    Originally posted by kelligrl
    Better to have seen them because you had to than to see them because you wanted to. So much LESS DISAPPOINTING!!!

    if you only knew how many times I was promised
    "I'm a grower baby , I swear"


    haha just kidding , although I may have a few negative things to say about the old ex, that isn't one of them....

    too bad we couldnt just date body parts sometimes isn't it ???

    he had a GIGANTIC












    BRAIN (YOU PERVS!!!)
  10. by   ShandyLynnRN
    That's hilarious!!!

    I too, have had foot-in-mouth disease.... many a patient has laughed at me when I asked them if they were caucasian or african american race.... (looking in the face of an OBVIOUSLY white person), when I actually meant to ask if they were caucasian or Native american. I live in OK, and have to ask this in OB for the infant identification sheet..... anyway, atleast I didn't ask them if they had any allergies to drugs or penis. LOL!!!
  11. by   nursegoodguy
    I was stressed out one day with way too many (things) on my mind and decided a trip to baskin robbins was in order... I looked at the guy behind the counter and said, "I'll have a small di*k of chocolate..."
  12. by   kmchugh
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    so wendles in all her infinite wisdom says (hey it was 3am , in my defense hah) "thats very beneficial,a lot of people really suffer with PENIS allergies"
    :imbar

    I dont *THINK* he caught it , I hope he didn't anyway , that would be bad, what kind of a sex depraved crazed maniac nurse am I anyway ??? (wait , don't answer that!)

    A penis allergy would be awful, and to die by accidental exposure to one, even worse...imagine the headlines , "woman dies by ingesting a penis , story at 5"

    anyway, I won the stupid award on monday night...yay for me!
    there was some pretty stiff competition though (ha ha I said stiff)
    I've made LOTS worse slips of the tongue than that! Besides, it was 3 AM. I think there's a law that says no one can be held accountable for ANYTHING they say at that ungodly hour.

    As to the "story at 5," think they'll be film at 11? Just asking.

    Kevin McHugh
  13. by   emily_mom
    freudian slip

    does that mean you really wanted to talk to him about his peanut pee-pee?

  14. by   MelRN13


    I'm glad I don't have a PENIS allergy.......

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