Oxymorons

  1. how many can you come up with?

    i'll start: jumbo shrimp
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  3. by   whipping girl in 07
    Long shorts
  4. by   kristi915
    Cold sweat
  5. by   aus nurse
    Ice water
  6. by   aus nurse
    Loud whisper
  7. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Here are several I come up with:

    Military Intelligence Black Light
    Alone Together Safe Sex
    Freezer Burn ChildPROOF (ha!)
    Black light Same Difference (my dh says this one)
    soft rock Sweet Sorrow (ala romeo/juliet?)

    There are a million more; I used to have a book that listed some of the silliest oxymorons you would ever see...and we use 'em all the time. Fun Thread!
  8. by   Rustyhammer
    Microsoft works
  9. by   fab4fan
    Country music
  10. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by fab4fan
    Country music
    :chuckle
  11. by   kristi915
    or..........rap music
  12. by   kristi915
    free sample
  13. by   misti_z
    This is funny!!!

    Here are some I like:
    Government Organization

    Silent Scream

    Living Dead

    Plastic Glasses

    Pretty Ugly

    Head Butt

    Tax Return


    :roll :roll :roll
  14. by   shannonRN
    civil war
    original copy
    black light
    sweet sorrow
    virtual reality
    living dead
    Last edit by shannonRN on Oct 10, '02

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