Outta the mouth's of babes...

  1. I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see
    if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big
    garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would
    that get me into Heaven?"


    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
    kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to
    all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me
    into Heaven?" I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, "NO!"

    I was just bursting with pride for them.

    Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"



    A five-year-old boy shouted out,

    "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   prmenrs
    Very cute!!
  4. by   live4today
  5. by   palesarah
    love it! Thanks for the laugh
  6. by   CHATSDALE
    thank you ilove kids

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