Okay....let's have some fun!!!

  1. Let's pretend we are all single and write our "singles ad". Make it sound good folks, you're selling the most important product ever....YOU!

    SWF, plump enough to please, thin enough to tease, desires the company of a gent with a big heart and a great sense of humor. He must enjoy animals, walks in the park, roaring fires, snuggling to a mushy movie, camping would be great, be reliably employeed and enjoy spoiling and being spoiled. My best features are big brown eyes that will look into your soul and terrirfic hooters to make you loose control. My man must be strong willed, able to live without me but not want to, enjoy adventure and great passion when the time is right. No quick fix wanted only, serious and long term lookers need apply. Must have a Harley or be willing to buy one and long hair a plus but not a must, we can work on that. Call ***-***-****.

    Okay....now it's your turn!!!
  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   emily_mom
    Funny Duckie! I will have to think about this while I'm in Patho....

  4. by   Aussienurse2
    Hmmm... over six feet tall, good job, good teeth........that's it, I"m not fussy....oh, Being able to read and write an advantage but not a requirement. Looking for a one nighter here!
  5. by   cactus wren
    MAn wanted...Must be a Nascar fan, and a fisherman....... Plan on traveling the country, lets see if we can go to every track...with stops between races for some bass fishing...Please send photo...of motorhome, and boat....
  6. by   night owl
    SWF on the wild side, looking for soul mate on the same side. Must be willing to be impulsive, spontaneous, adventurous, creative and willing for romantic get-a-ways at the drop of a hat. Sportscar a plus! I'm looking for you! Call, 1-***-***-**** leave message because I'm probably out looking for you! (yeah right)
  7. by   hapeewendy
    hahahha I like that
    you know the LETS PRETEND PART
    very funny, cept I'm not pretending

    have to get back to this one, afterall trolling for a decent man can be time consuming
  8. by   delirium
    Woman wanted.
    Preferably carbon-based with regular brain activity.
  9. by   JonRN
    Woman wanted, temperature above room temp a plus, pulse/B/P optional. Must have lots of money and agree to leave it to me.
  10. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    I actually met my husband through an audio personal ad.
    He is a wonderful man, and we have been married for 6 happy years. I highly recommend this method!
  11. by   tattooednursie
    Single White Female in search of a potent humping buddy ages 16-18. Not down with the long term relationships crap. Must work around my schedual. Must have expiriance, and of course must brag about how good I am in bed.

    About me: I work a tight schedual as a CNA. I am a kind person, but I only want a one night stand . . . every other night. Maybe we can make something out of it besides a humping buddy realtionship. I like long walks throught the forrest, and I have 5 cats and 2 dogs. If interested call 1-800-6969

    Just pretend! Remember! i'm not really that raunchy!
  12. by   WalMart_ADN
    hm...single guy wanted.....single not a nessecity.....

    how's that for desperate........
  13. by   hapeewendy
    hm wow I really should put some effort into this one being that I'm single and all , but its just so tricky, everything comes out so cliche sounding

    I mean can I help it if I actually DO enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners?
    Cant write that though cuz its not ORIGINAL enough or something..
    so uhhh yeah I'd probably write something like

    "if your friends would describe you as , obnoxious, childish, cheap, possessive, jealous, mannerless or boring then msg me cuz I'm yer gal, heh no I meant to say , dont msg me because based on that description , most likely ,I've already dated you! , so witty funny charming intelligent men need only apply , slight consideration given to the fact that if you possessed all of those wonderful qualities you would probably not be trollin for wimmin on the internet. In return I can give you a few cheap thrills, a few good laughs and the realization that not all women who try to pick up men on the internet are scary homicidal maniacs, some are just Lonely *sniff*

    ahhhhhhh I would probably end up writing something cliche and boring in reality ...