Let's pretend we are all single and write our "singles ad". Make it sound good folks, you're selling the most important product ever....YOU!
SWF, plump enough to please, thin enough to tease, desires the company of a gent with a big heart and a great sense of humor. He must enjoy animals, walks in the park, roaring fires, snuggling to a mushy movie, camping would be great, be reliably employeed and enjoy spoiling and being spoiled. My best features are big brown eyes that will look into your soul and terrirfic hooters to make you loose control. My man must be strong willed, able to live without me but not want to, enjoy adventure and great passion when the time is right. No quick fix wanted only, serious and long term lookers need apply. Must have a Harley or be willing to buy one and long hair a plus but not a must, we can work on that. Call ***-***-****.
Okay....now it's your turn!!!