too funny and too familiar.
you can add this one that you mighta heard too.
my mother taught me all about physics(action=reaction) and creation..
girl...you had better straighten up...bc you need to remember i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it too.i can have another one that looks just like ya and the neighbors will never know the difference.do i need to tell you again to go clean that room????------i cleaned my room,,,...right then.