Nicknames for EX-husbands/wives, EX-boyfriends/girlfriends

  1. Hee! I call my Ex "Homie" as in "Homie the Clown" because I hear clown music in my head when he calls here. My Dad started this because he called him "Homie" because of my Ex's hair pattern looking like a Bozo the Clown "do".
    Dad also had some interesting names for my and my sister's boyfriends when we were in high school:
    "Dummy"
    "Kunte Kinte"
    "Peter Cotton-puff" (this guy had a tuft of hair in the back )
    "Baa-BOO"
    I know you guys have some.... c'mon........ SHARE
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  2. 22 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I call them by their proper names as stated in the restraining orders.

    Heather
  4. by   sunnygirl272
    lol@heather....
  5. by   CashewLPN
    skuzzo, skeezix, slimeball.....
    the list just goes on and on...
    --Barbara
  6. by   jayna
    Snake, slimy worm, weasel
    :roll
  7. by   hapeewendy
    sadly I am far less creative with names for ex's than I am for names for significant others
    I guess love makes you creative
    and when its over , sweeterific wonderman becomes just plain old A$$hole again
  8. by   nursedawn67
    I don't think we are suppossed to use language like that!?!?!?!
  9. by   kids
    ummm lets see...well for starters I don't call them...names for them on the other hand range from "your Dad" to the kid to &!!#@&^%(when the kids are not around) when his $37.50 child support check bounces. Husband #2 I prefer to pretend never happend.
  10. by   live4today
    Let's see...what part of the Alphabet do I begin with first:chuckle

    The kids biological donor

    Dork brain, Satan's identical twin, Liar/User - User/Liar, Mr. Deceiver, Criminal, Spoiled Brat, Mental Freddie, Stooge, Quickdraw McGraw (and I refuse to explain that one if you don't already get it :chuckle), Lousy Lover, Cheater, Thief, Man of many talents...none of which are good...

    Somebody STOP me, pleeeezzzz....

    Boy that felt good! Whew! Stay tuned for Part II on "The Case of the EX-Wife's Revenge" :angryfire
    Last edit by live4today on Jul 4, '02
  11. by   thisnurse
    my ex's name is richard. i call him dick. enuff said
  12. by   Robin61970
    Don't talk much about ex as he is in Tucker State Pen right now.....had many names for him a while back,lol..........favorite is Jerk(little ears ya know)......have many for my hubbys ex though or "OUR ex" as I call her.....I have to deal with her as much as he does........witch with a B is my favorite,lol........
  13. by   sandstormsdust
    "I call them by their proper names as stated in the restraining orders" quoted from OBHeather

    Same here Heather -

    I feel for you -

    Cheers to you
  14. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by thisnurse
    my ex's name is richard. i call him dick. enuff said
    LOL!!!!!!!
    Along those same lines, allow me to go on.....
    "Pencil 'Richard'"
    "Micro 'Richard'"
    HEHEHEHEH

    Oh, and Renee... "Quick Draw McGraw".. Everybody knows that guy!! :chuckle

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