Next life for women

  1. In my next life....
    I wanna be a female bear....

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute and cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup.....I wanna be a bear.
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   J-RN student
    Loved it!:chuckle :roll :chuckle
  4. by   PennyLane
    I'm going to ask to come back as a bear next time. That sounds great! Plus those bear cubs are so cute. :chuckle :roll
  5. by   karenG
    as long as I can be a bear in a safe place!!! have you heard what they do to bears in china.........dont even go there!!

    Karen
  6. by   Rustyhammer
    I haven't heard but I can imagine it's quite grizzley.
    -Russell
  7. by   NurseDennie
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    I haven't heard but I can imagine it's quite grizzley.
    -Russell
    arrrrrgggghhhh

    Dennie's groan of appreciation for a good pun.

    Love

    Dennie
  8. by   karenG
    oh rusty thats terrible but left myself wide open for that pun!

    Karen
  9. by   GPatty
    Yea! I wanna be a bear too!
  10. by   MelSky
    lol... that was too cute

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