I just saw this on the news. I don't know why but it cracked me up. What will they think of next?
Fiji Blend Loss Gloss
Now you'll have luscious lips AND may lose inches from your hips with new Loss Gloss. Experience a totally unique holistic approach to beauty. This regimen will allow you to protect and beautify your lips while providing recognized appetite inhibitors and sugar blockers.*
* Contains a generous variety of vitamins and plant extracts known to reduce food cravings.*
Tropical Almond, Papaya and Monoi Oils quench moisture-thirsty lips.
SPF 25 provides superior UV protection.
Maxi-Lip™ enhances and plumps.
Long-lasting shine for glamorous sexy lips
.37 fl oz. tube (11 ml)
CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS:
- St. Johns Wort
- DL Phenylannine
- Inositol Hexanicotinate
MORINGA - tanning results & skin care
MAXI LIP™ - plumping agent
PAPAYA - moisturization & exfoliation
GYMNEMA SYLVESTRIS - sugar eliminator (blocks the taste of sugar)
SUPER GLOSS™ - brings shine to lips
TROPICAL ALMOND - skin soother
SPF 25 - maximum UV protection
MANOI OIL - moisturization & skin care
TO USE: *Use everyday to moisturize, protect and enhance lips.
*Apply over lipstick for the ultimate glossy, shiny lips.
apply 30 minutes prior to eating.