New weight loss miracle

  1. I just saw this on the news. I don't know why but it cracked me up. What will they think of next?

    Fiji Blend Loss Gloss
    Now you'll have luscious lips AND may lose inches from your hips with new Loss Gloss. Experience a totally unique holistic approach to beauty. This regimen will allow you to protect and beautify your lips while providing recognized appetite inhibitors and sugar blockers.*
    * Contains a generous variety of vitamins and plant extracts known to reduce food cravings.*

    Tropical Almond, Papaya and Monoi Oils quench moisture-thirsty lips.
    SPF 25 provides superior UV protection.
    Maxi-Lip™ enhances and plumps.
    Long-lasting shine for glamorous sexy lips
    Available in:
    .37 fl oz. tube (11 ml)


    - St. Johns Wort
    - Pryidoxine
    - Methionine
    - Tyrosine
    - DL Phenylannine
    - Inositol Hexanicotinate

    MORINGA - tanning results & skin care
    MAXI LIP™ - plumping agent
    PAPAYA - moisturization & exfoliation
    GYMNEMA SYLVESTRIS - sugar eliminator (blocks the taste of sugar)
    SUPER GLOSS™ - brings shine to lips
    TROPICAL ALMOND - skin soother
    SPF 25 - maximum UV protection
    MANOI OIL - moisturization & skin care

    TO USE: *Use everyday to moisturize, protect and enhance lips.
    *Apply over lipstick for the ultimate glossy, shiny lips.
    apply 30 minutes prior to eating.
  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   Nurse2BMandy
    LMAO!! The sad thing is...there are probably people who bought this.
  4. by   l.rae
    ya know, l do believe that the ingredients would absorb into your blood stream......the oral mucosa is a rapid drug delivery system....HOWEVER, this product would most likely be successful if there were glue in the ingredients to seal the lips together!...LOL