New Psychotropic Drugs for Today's America

  1. have you heard of these?

    Quellevil
    highly potent rapid acting anti-depressant for those with worries a pre-emptive war will make the world even more dangerous.

    AND

    Deflexivan
    anti-anxiety med for pro[this]war folks irritated and angry with the continuing objections of those pesky anti-war types. especially effective against lability provoked by the existence of the French.

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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Stargazer


    Where can I get some? And is there any use asking if my HMO will pay for it?
  4. by   molecule
    how about Thoughtsproic acid-- to keep one's thinking slow and within the sanctioned perimeters. The president's press secretary could endorse it: 'be safe, a daily dose of Thoughtsproic will ensure you ARE careful in what you think, careful in what you say [and post on allnurses]'
  5. by   sanakruz
    HEIL ARI!
    (ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ......)
  6. by   sanakruz
    Or SOLQUILIFY-
    For those in power who set up scripted press conferences.
  7. by   pickledpepperRN
  8. by   maureeno
    let's not leave out the tried and true mood stablizer:
    Mythium
    especially effective for manic agitation
  9. by   cwazycwissyRN

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