New elements to the period table!



    Element name: WOMANIUM
    Symbol: WO
    Atomic weight: (don't even go there)

    Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form.
    Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

    Chemical properties: Very active, highly unstable, possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic foods and turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

    Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth, probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

    Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

    Element name: MANIUM
    Symbol: XY
    Atomic Weight: (180+/- 100)

    Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Difficult to find a pure sample.

    Chemical properties: Tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for long periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.

    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

    Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to shrink.
  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   shygirl
    These are too cute to let slip down the line. Thought I'd bring it up one more time.
  4. by   shygirl
    I just realized this is suppose to say periodic table. Sorry
  5. by   live4today
    Hey shygirl.......I find both chemicals quite intriguing! I think you should get a patent on them both, and see if you can have them incorporated into the "periodic table" of the chemistry family. :chuckle
  6. by   Aussienurse2
    :roll :chuckle :chuckle :roll