...and i laugh knowingly. those were great.
btw, yrs ago i was driving home with quite the buzz, and did get stopped by an officer.
and YES, i did say verbatum, "good evening officer, isn't it a lovely evening out tonight?"
thank God i was close to home. i told him i had never drunk before
and that i had only one drink
and i felt absolutely miserable
he believed me and followed me home.
and i think i was spitting in HIS face.:chuckle