NEVADA: Prostitution Legal In Nursing Homes

  1. Wouldn't that be something? :chuckle


    Just wanted to say hi and I miss being on here!!

    Let's see, what's the latest with Vegas....

    LOVING my job! What more can I say? I've found my niche and it's beautiful. In fact, I was telling my personal Doc how much I like my job the other day. He says, "Oh, how do you like working with the post-CABG's?" I said, it's great! I love it! He says, "Good! So, have you picked out which BED YOU'RE GOING TO END UP IN 5 YEARS FROM NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR HEALTH SERIOUSLY??" :imbar

    Ahem.. so, needless to say I am on a diet. One helluva no excuses diet because I don't want to end up with a CABG x 3 with LIMA in my own dang unit one day, hair all shot up on my head looking crazy with chest tubes, NTG drip, Amiodarone drip, etc. Here's to losing the weight and saving my own butt!

    Another inspiring factor is I certainly do NOT want to end up having to have an echocardiogram by the very docs I work with - that's all I need is to have Dr. Sunshine see me naked. I'm having to take Lasix & K-Dur until some extra fluid is gone - I hope to high heavens it works! I spend 40 minutes PEEING every morning - HATE IT.

    Hope all of you are doing well and taking care of yourselves! I'm trying to keep up with the threads and the goings-on on the board and post when I can. I may not post on many threads but I am reading to keep up with all you fabulous folks!

    Be good to yourselves as I am doing to myself!

  2. 30 Comments

  3. by   delirium
    Ok, have to say the thread title caught my eye... do those prostitutes accept capitation or fee for service reimbursement?

    I'm glad to hear you are loving your job and taking care of yourself, woman. I miss you around here.

  4. by   adrienurse
    Hey man, what about the hookers!
  5. by   CountrifiedRN
    Ok, ya got me!!

    Glad to hear you are enjoying your job, but I miss seeing your posts here!

    Hope everything continues to go well for you!
  6. by   tiger
    hey vegas, glad you love your new job. and glad you are taking care of yourself(i should start too). and we do miss you posting more often.
  7. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    You got me, too. Good one!

    I hope your health improves. I'm so glad to hear you love your job. Are they hiring?
  8. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Ok now I knew you were kidding but any post from you is worth reading to me ...glad to hear you are doing OK! we miss you.
  9. by   l.rae
    save me a spot by your favorite lampost!......LOL......gotta figure out a sexy stride with my walker.....can keep my cash in my bra or my sock....(same vicinity).........BenGay scented massage oil.....yeah baby......I'm on my way LV!
  10. by   kavi
    I accidentally posted twice and the thingy won't let me delete this one!
    Last edit by kavi on Jan 30, '03
  11. by   kavi
    As soon as I saw your headline I thought --woohoo--I can always retire in Vegas.

    I was gone for a while too, I wasn't sure why I wasn't seeing your name, so I'm glad it's nothing serious.

    Good luck on your health. How is that cute attractive Doctor you mentioned a while back??????
  12. by   Lausana
    Well you had me interested to find out! Hey why couldn't they if they're paying customers, huh?!

    Glad to hear from you as always Good luck with your dieting..and your morning pee sessions

  13. by   researchrabbit
    I miss you, Vegas!!!
  14. by   JonRN
    Glad you have joined the frequent pee-ers with me. Happy to see you on here whenever you can make it. We really miss you.