Need to Get a Life

  1. This is my 1000th post on I don't really have anything to say. I love my stupid job and I love this stupid website. I think there may be something wrong with me.

    Y'all have a real nice day.

  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   muffie
    nah mike

    join the club

    i'm there with ya
  4. by   donsterRN
    Nothing wrong with you, Mike, that hasn't already afflicted over 214,000 members! We're glad you're here.

    Congratulations on your 1000!!!
  5. by   Tweety
    Congratulations Mike! We love having your input on the forums. Keep it up!
  6. by   Fonenurse
    In the next few minutes I am looking forward to joining you... almost there myself! I want to disagree with your title for this thread though - I have lots of great friends on this site from all over the world, and All Nurses has really enriched my life!
    Last edit by Fonenurse on May 11, '07 : Reason: This is post 999 for me
  7. by   CHATSDALE
    good milepost keep them coming
  8. by   caliotter3
    Congratulations on your milestone. I consider one of the mysteries of life to be why so many people have registered but never posted, not even once. Just think what lively goings on we could get, if all 214,000 got into the mix!
  9. by   EricJRN
    I'm a member of at least two other online forums where I have never posted. I read the messages in daily digest format almost every day and I learn a tremendous amount from them. Hopefully people are getting some good info whether or not they are deciding to say hi.
  10. by   GooeyRN
    I don't have a life, either.
  11. by   compassion1
    What's a life? I think I had one a long time ago. Can't remember that far back.
  12. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from tnbutterfly
    (sung to the tune of "winter wonderland")

    doorbell rings, i'm not list'nin',
    from my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
    i'm happy -- although
    my boss let me go --
    addicted to allnurses - dot- com

    all night long, i sit clicking,
    unaware time is ticking,
    there's beard on my cheek,
    same clothes for a week,
    addicted to allnurses - dot - com

    friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
    it's time to find a nursing job for tom."
    with a listless shrug, i mutter "no, man;
    i'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

    i don't phone, don't send faxes,
    don't go out, don't pay taxes,
    who cares if someday
    they drag me away?
    i'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

    happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!
    from here...

    glad to have ya here mike :d
  13. by   kontakt
    Congrats on the 1000+ post! (I still got a way to go.)

    Those lyrics, by the way, are way too funny! :chuckle
  14. by   nursemary9
    congrats, mike!!
    glad you're here with the rest of us addicts!!