Need to entertain 50 drunk women on a bus.....HELP!!!

  1. Somehow I was voted to provide the entertainment for 50 drunk women on a charter bus to Racine, WI for state bowling in a few weeks. Evidently last year I was nominated...however I was a little intoxicated and forgot until I was reminded Thursday night. In other years we have had Who Wants to be a Millionaire and things similar to that. We had stupid prizes and it was a lot of fun. All of the questions were about the riders....

    Anyone got any ideas?? It has to last about 30 minutes or so.

    Thanks in advance.

    Kristy
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   renerian
    I vote for cheraides.......I am probably not spelling that right.....49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer......................LOL.

    renerian
  4. by   GayleD
    We do a fun game that takes a little work on your part. You come up with 50 names of famous people - living, dead, either sex, any age, but be sure their famous enough that everyone would recognize them. Then you write each name on an index card and tape on to the back of each woman. Trick is each person cannot see theirs, but can see everyone elses.

    They have to figure out who they are by asking "Yes or no, only" questions to the others. Not much with prizes unless you give out for first person to guess correctly. But it does get people to strike up conversations with others.

    Sounds kind of goofy, but everytime it's done we have a blast.

    Gayle
  5. by   hapeewendy
    hey that sounds fun
    but why put any work into this at all kristy? I mean just get a stripper and let them have at it...
    nothing is more entertaining than a naked man on a bus
    (trust me , I know)

    Not heh
  6. by   Lausana
    hmm maybe wendy can ride along and lead drunken songs seeing as they'll all be inebriated too?
  7. by   kids
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    hey that sounds fun
    but why put any work into this at all kristy? I mean just get a stripper and let them have at it...
    nothing is more entertaining than a naked man on a bus
    (trust me , I know)

    Not heh
    OK, so Wendy and I are like psychicly linked today or sumthin...anyway, when I read your problem Kristy 2 words came to mind...male stripper .
  8. by   RNonsense
    ummmm..how about 50 young, sweet latino boys...or...???
  9. by   RNonsense
    ...in tool belts.
  10. by   Lausana
    Ah, I like the way you think...but they may not want to get off the bus then!
  11. by   hapeewendy
    Originally posted by RNonsense
    ...in tool belts.
    such an interesting choice of terms there....

    tool belt


    conjures up some mighty nice imagery if I do say so myself!
  12. by   emily_mom
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    hey that sounds fun
    but why put any work into this at all kristy? I mean just get a stripper and let them have at it...
    nothing is more entertaining than a naked man on a bus
    (trust me , I know)

    Not heh
    Do you know how much that would cost to get a stripper for 2 days! I'd want quality (nothing but the best for my girls).

    Wendy, would you come with and see karaoke? Nothing like a round of 'I touch myself' before 5 women sleep in a hotel room together....:chuckle

    Actually, your little pony/porn star could work for part of it.... Just need to think of something else. I thought of playing "Who am I" and having the girls answer predetermined unusual dirty questions and then everyone trying to figure out who it is.

    Thanks for the idears on the stripper though. Anyone know of a discount stripper place in WI?

    Kristy
  13. by   hapeewendy
    okay upon thoughtful reflection I have come to the conclusion that 50 drunk woman on a bus is entertainment in itself........

    however, I would be willing to take a couple vacation days, join you in your "search for a cheap stripper", and accompany you on your trip (strictly for quality control of course)

    I'm sure there is some young college hottie out there who wants to make a few bucks on the side or something....

    like a hockey player perhaps

    oh lordy!!! forget the bus, bring him on!
  14. by   semstr
    I would get drunk too

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