Need help with a slogan

  1. Ok all of you creative people...I need some ideas!

    My hubby is starting his own taxidermy business. We are ordering business cards and I need a catchy slogan. I thought of "You snuff 'em....We stuff 'em". :chuckle Hubby's not sure if he likes it or not. So if anyone can think of anything I would really appreciate it!!
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   cwazycwissyRN
    I think your slogan is right on TARGET. :chuckle Something people would really SCOPE out. So my husband is a hunter. Your hubby need a partner? Mine whould really get into that.
  4. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    I can't believe how excited my hubby is about this. It's like hunting season never ends......lol
  5. by   jnette
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by BelindaLPN
    [B]
    "You snuff 'em....We stuff 'em".

    PERFECT !!! Very catchy !
  6. by   donmurray
    "Get Stuffed" may be a tad confrontational........
  7. by   Rustyhammer
    Whether it has fur, feather or fin
    We can take out it's innards and
    stuff it's skin.
    Yes any critter, big or small,
    Can now be put upon your wall.
  8. by   Furball
    .....just don't stuff the neighborhood "furball"
  9. by   betts
    The 'BUCK' doesn't even slow down here?
    If you're Game, we'll Mount!
    We MOUNT your GAME right the first time; NO sloppy seconds here
    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that we leave the skin.
  10. by   jnette
    Originally posted by betts
    The 'BUCK' doesn't even slow down here?
    If you're Game, we'll Mount!
    We MOUNT your GAME right the first time; NO sloppy seconds here
    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that we leave the skin.


    Heh... now Betts, why am I not surprised you came up with these !?? :chuckle
  11. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    Whether it has fur, feather or fin
    We can take out it's innards and
    stuff it's skin.
    Yes any critter, big or small,
    Can now be put upon your wall.

    I like that Rusty but it may be a bit much for a business card...:chuckle
  12. by   dianah
    "________'s Preserves -- As Good as Fresh"

    (my mom used to have a friend who "prepared" game as a side job -- name of Elmer. Had hats made w/ "Elmer Fuddplucker" on 'em! )
  13. by   betts
    We aim to please, your aim will help.
    Your 'Deer' will look good in our skin!
    Go ahead; tell us to "Stuff It!"

    A doctor decides to keep the skins from circumcisions and after saving many hundreds decides to take them to a taxidermist.
    The taxidermist asks what the doctor would like done with them and he replies; "Surprise Me."
    A week goes by before the doctor receives a call to come get his surprise and upon entering the Taxidermist hands the doctor a wallet.
    The doctor exclaims; "A Wallet?" All the skins I gave you, you hand me a wallet?
    The Taxidermist with a wyly look on his face replies; "Yep, but if you rub it, it becomes a suitcase."
  14. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    :roll :roll

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