Naked

  1. Hello all. I know with all the sad things that have been happening to our "family" here, I have no right to be upset. The thing is someone stole the clothes off of my concrete goose that sits on our porch! She is now naked.

    I would like some suggestions as to what I can do to the outfits that either have a smell that would stay on the thief's hands or some other deterent. Thanks
    Shygirl
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  2. 19 Comments

  3. by   l.rae
    l'm sorry shygirl...but l just laughed out loud at this...of all the things to steel!...l thought l once heard that there is a substance...maybe a powder that discolors the skin on contact...don't know how you would get some...do you have any police buddies?......meantime...l will be thinkin up some naked goose jokes.....LR
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    jeez people sure are skanky and low down. i am sorry about this.
  5. by   Lausana
    Aw shoot! Who'd want to steal the poor goose's clothes!? Possibly another jealous goose owner Our neighbor's got the cutest outfits for her goose, my favorite is the bikini...

    ...I don't know about anything that smells, but how about sticking some thumb tacks in it's clothes sticking out! You probably wouldn't notice them just looking at it, but Yowza it would sure hurt if you tried to take the clothes off not knowing! :chuckle

    ps. moral of the story don't steal anything from my porch :roll
  6. by   shygirl
    Originally posted by Lausana


    but how about sticking some thumb tacks in it's clothes sticking out!
    Good idea. What happens if the thief got hurt? In our crazy society, woul I be held liable for wounding an innocent person just trying to look at some geese clothing?
    Shygirl
  7. by   cactus wren
    Poor naked goose...........Do you need the "purse squad" to come do a stakeout??
    Or should we start a clothing drive???
    Some folks are just lowdown skunks....!!!!!:angryfire :angryfire
  8. by   Robin61970
    I'd be the type to rig up heavy duty fishing line to run up to a big cow bell or loud horn or dump something on their head.....LOL....when they pull the clothes it pulls the line and bingo.....
  9. by   shygirl
    OOOOO! I like this idea.
    Shygirl





    P.S. Where would I find a cowbell?
  10. by   Lausana
    Originally posted by Robin61970
    I'd be the type to rig up heavy duty fishing line to run up to a big cow bell or loud horn or dump something on their head.....LOL....when they pull the clothes it pulls the line and bingo.....
    Good one! ...then she'll be already set for Halloween trick-or-treaters :chuckle
  11. by   cactus wren
    Ranchers Supply, or a feed store type of place...Good luck.....Whar with winter coming on, we don`t want Miss Goosey to get chilled.......How about A BIG dog ????
  12. by   Robin61970
    I would think your local co-op....anyone? It's close to christmas get some big ol jingle bells....those that are 2 inches round.....hook multiple fishing lines,LOL
  13. by   Lausana
    How about putting a note underneath her clothes saying, "smile, you're being filmed by our home security camera, look up to the right!" LOL
  14. by   shygirl
    Originally posted by Lausana
    How about putting a note underneath her clothes saying, "smile, you're being filmed by our home security camera, look up to the right!" LOL
    You people are so clever. What great ideas! I knew I would get help here! Thanks
    Shygirl

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