1. Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe,
    "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
    bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have them there."
    Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money
    and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance,

    They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
    constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

    So Al jumps.

    He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back
    up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him.
    Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes
    back pretty messed up; he's got a couple of broken bones
    and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time
    and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
    Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was
    fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a PINATA?"
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  3. by   gwenith
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  5. by   gwenith
    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.

    "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy. They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me"