My Ex-Wife Sickens Me!

  1. No, really.

    Actually, we more or less get along these days. But, she got sick this weekend with a stomach bug, passed it on to my kids, and now through them to me.

    I called in sick and for the first time in 3 hrs, I'm not in the bathroom outputing from multiple sources.


  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   Roy Fokker
    Ack! That bites man.

    You need rest! Shoo! Go lie down!

    Get well soon Timothy!
  4. by   texas_lvn
    We take the house, the car, and everything else including your restroom dignity :trout:
    Seriously, hope you feel better soon.
  5. by   CHATSDALE
    you are bigger than the bug...let it know who is boss
  6. by   Tweety
    sorry Timothy. Get well soon. We need to have another good agrument.
  7. by   dianah
    Well, you certainly know how to get one's attention, lol! Sorry you're not feeling well, and I hope each day you feel better.
  8. by   SouthernLPN2RN
    Hope you feel better soon!
  9. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Just had this one. Hit me fast and hard and I have not felt normal since. It drained all my energy away and I can barely get through a day of work. I hope this fatigue clears up soon.

    And I hope you are better soon, Tim. Hang in there Bud.
  10. by   Spidey's mom
    That title just didn't sound like you Tim.

    Gosh, I hate being sick like that. I keep Tigan Suppositories in the freezer for just that reason . . . .

    Stay away from California for the time being, ok?

  11. by   adrienurse

    You know you're a nurse if you keep supps in the freezer at home

    Tim take care. Get the nasty germspreader to go for a gingerale run
  12. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Well stop hackin' all over your keyboard. I don't want to get it through virtual osmosis! :chuckle

    Hope you feel better soon....

    By the way, bypass your kids when you give it back to the ex. Give it back directly to the original source. HAHAHA
  13. by   ZASHAGALKA
    I feel better now. I doped up and slept. Still too queazy to eat, but don't think I'm gonna be running to the porcelain anytime soon, either.

    Yuck. I hate not feeling well.

  14. by   NursesRmofun
    I have penlty of Ex's...but I don't remember any of them getting me *literally* sick. Get well soon.